I'm in the bathroom and out the corner of my eye I notice this spider in the tub trying to make it up one of the corners. This lil guy has tried and failed so many times that I'm almost rooting for him; I have a soft spot for underdogs. I considered helping him, but what else is he going to do? What would that teach him? This spider was persistent; I should be more like him. This spider wasn't trying anything new; that was dumb. This girl is on fire...FIRE. I like that song. That makes the spider a dude.